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« on: May 30, 2008, 06:15:03 PM »

A man is being chased by a lion in the jungle.




As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.




'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'

As requested, God makes the lion a Christian.
As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;





'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'


Moral of the story ? Be Specific.
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 10:48:41 AM »

LOL!

Nice post Prince234.

I need some more time to think about it, but what comes to my mind immediately is the "Hypocrisy of Christianity"

At the risk of offending many (Including my very Christian mother) -- I think Christianity, and all religion for that matter is JUNK!

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Now that I have sprinkled oil into the fire -- let's have a discussion.
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 11:05:23 AM »

I wouldn't say that,
because i respect all religions, even if i don't believe in all.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 11:22:37 AM »

Do you respect this:

Here is what religion has brought us:

1. Christians slaughtering pagans (315 - 6th century)

2. Christians slaughtering Muslims (Crusades)

3. Muslims slaughtering Christians (Crusades)

4. Christians torturing and killing "heretics" (Inquisition, witch trials)

5. Christians burning books, heavy metal records, etc.

6. Muslims calling for the death of an author they didn't like (Rushdie)

7. Christians supporting slavery on biblical grounds (~ American Civil War)

8. Christians opposing suffrage on biblical grounds

9. Muslims calling for death to all Christians and Jews (cartoon rage)

10. Jews and Muslims killing each other (from the origin of Israel to present)

11. Christians bombing abortion clinics

12. Muslim terrorism in America (WTC, 9/11)

13. Christians slaughtering Jews (throughout history)

14. Christians slaughtering Native Americans

15. Christians & Muslims slaughtering AFRICANS

....that Lion is a Christian alright!
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 11:36:49 AM »

I'm going off topic,
please do somemething about the e.mail notification link, because it not clickable,
i have to always copy and paste it to my browser,
which other members will never have that patient.
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