Madonna the Great!!

[MarkyS]

Markys,you will be glad to know that Madonna probably does not get enough nookie so if you fight hard you could win her and give her a lesson or two since Guy Ritchie has failed.
On Monday nite,Madonna and hubby Guy Ritchie were seen leaving his 39th birthday bash at Claridges and she was carrying a bag containing a 'Purple Penetrator' sex toy which costs £30,i wish i could tear off the picture from a free newspaper i got.

I did see this. Lol. From what I've heard, from Madonna's neighbours in their London townhouse, the bedroom in the Richie-Ciccone house is just fine, because of the noises coming from there. But I don't think Madonna will stick with her hubby forever. She's too wild, and he's... not.

[MUANA MBOKA]

the bedroom in the Richie-Ciccone house is just fine, because of the noises coming from there...

I don't know what's up with women,all this screaming when making love is fake the pleasure or orgasm time is very short not to warrant someone screaming throughout the marathon so those noises by madie are fake!!!!!

[MarkyS]

I don't know what's up with women,all this screaming when making love is fake the pleasure or orgasm time is very short not to warrant someone screaming throughout the marathon so those noises by madie are fake!!!!!

Of course they are... but come on, we know this is Madonna we're talking about here, we know she's getting old  , but, this is still Madonna. She has a world-famous reputation to be very good in this department, and from all the reports I've heard, Guy is quite, erm, well-endowed. So that combination should be interesting. 

[MUANA MBOKA]

Of course they are... but come on, we know this is Madonna we're talking about here, we know she's getting old  , but, this is still Madonna. She has a world-famous reputation to be very good in this department, and from all the reports I've heard, Guy is quite, erm, well-endowed. So that combination should be interesting. 

Come on MarkyS,first off, she's old and Guy being well endowed doesn't mean a thing.Do you know Shaka's history,he preferred to use the short stabbing spear,the assegai coz it was more effective than the long spears which were wobbly when thrown in the air during warfare,the same goes for the trouser dept.

[MarkyS]

Come on MarkyS,first off, she's old and Guy being well endowed doesn't mean a thing.Do you know Shaka's history,he preferred to use the short stabbing spear,the assegai coz it was more effective than the long spears which were wobbly when thrown in the air during warfare,the same goes for the trouser dept.

We're not talking about killing, we're talking about sex. So, in this case, the bigger the better... and have you ever seen any of her latest videos? Just 'cause she's GETTING old, and isn't THAT old YET, doesn't mean the lady can't still move. In fact, she can move MORE now then she could in the first album's era. So, age has NOTHING to do with it! 

[MUANA MBOKA]

We're not talking about killing

It's sad you didn't realise or ignored the fact that i am using metaphor to let you know that having a big penis does not mean a man can satisfy a woman,that theory has been called pure junk by many sex experts,i can give you the relevant information regarding sizes including variations between races,tribes etc but i don't find it necessary so i close this case then.

[MarkyS]

It's sad you didn't realise or ignored the fact that i am using metaphor to let you know that having a big penis does not mean a man can satisfy a woman,that theory has been called pure junk by many sex experts,i can give you the relevant information regarding sizes including variations between races,tribes etc but i don't find it necessary so i close this case then.

Woah, don't get your knickers in a nott. I was just saying... It helps. I can recognize a metaphor when I see one... Hello? I'm English.
Well, even if he is lousy in bed, she certainly isn't. She's the queen of sex. The woman reeks and oozes of sexuality, still. Even after the fact that she's 49. I still love her, and would definately climb into bed with her if the oppertunity came up.

[MarkyS]

This was the second time I saw Madonna live. This was in Hyde Park for Live 8. She moved the entire crowd. It was like a religious experience for me. I loved it. I think, that one lady got 40 thousand people to become one for seven minutes. As soon as the song was over, it was such a let down.

[spanky]

Shocking!!!!! u guys!!!!Markys what u talkin' bout"the bigger the better"? .i mean size has never mattered but what matters is how to manuvoer the deed?

[MarkyS]

Shocking!!!!! u guys!!!!Markys what u talkin' bout"the bigger the better"? .i mean size has never mattered but what matters is how to manuvoer the deed?

Both matters. You must know what to do with it, but if your girlfriend doesn't even know it exists, then that doesn't help you much.

[MUANA MBOKA]

Woah, don't get your knickers in a nott. I was just saying... It helps. I can recognize a metaphor when I see one... Hello? I'm English.

I think objectivity has been lost in this thread,i thought it would make a difference when i split the original Jermaine Dupri thread so i give up,i'll let you do your thing in this thread but i will conclude by saying that you being English doesn't make you an expert in the English language,i am in England myself and have many English friends who hardly write in their own language later on speak proper English.

[spanky]

Whatever! you ****** .'tis the technique of using ur size here that matters.you can be smaller but knowing how to work it,is the point.being BIG!doesn't make you a better person,but hey!!! i'm not complaining on my side.im having the best of two worlds.

[MUANA MBOKA]

Whatever! you ****** .'tis the technique of using ur size here that matters.you can be smaller but knowing how to work it,is the point.being BIG!doesn't make you a better person,but hey!!! i'm not complaining on my side.im having the best of two worlds.

I have edited this post a little,let's try to keep as clean we have always been,any name calling whether jokingly will not be tolerated.

[MarkyS]

I think objectivity has been lost in this thread,i thought it would make a difference when i split the original Jermaine Dupri thread so i give up,i'll let you do your thing in this thread but i will conclude by saying that you being English doesn't make you an expert in the English language,i am in England myself and have many English friends who hardly write in their own language later on speak proper English.

I honestly don't know what's wrong with you. I was clearly joking around, stating an age-old stereotype that we, as men have created. And the thread hasn't lost objectivity, I posted a YouTube vid of the queen lately, and I love that vid, and it means alot to me because it was so spiritual and I was there. I loved the Hyde Park Live 8 performance. And, I just stated the English thing, because, surely if you are English, you should know how the language works. Many English idiots don't, I agree, but I do. I'm sorry if I offended you, but with respect, I can't see how I did.

I am, infact, confused, for the second time on a thread that I actually hold very dear to my heart, because it is about one of my favourite people, Madonna.

[MarkyS]

Whatever! you ****** .'tis the technique of using ur size here that matters.you can be smaller but knowing how to work it,is the point.being BIG!doesn't make you a better person,but hey!!! i'm not complaining on my side.im having the best of two worlds.

That's exactly what I said and mean, thanks! 

[MarkyS]

I have edited this post a little,let's try to keep as clean we have always been,any name calling whether jokingly will not be tolerated.

I agree. And, thank you, MM. 

[MUANA MBOKA]

I honestly don't know what's wrong with you..

There is nothing wrong with me Mark,i saw the humourous bit of your post but when you went on to say you're English it made a difference,it was no longer a joke so if we misunderstood each other then no offence let's just move on and forget about it,let's carry on discussing Madonna's artistic life instead of her bedroom life since we both cannot do her but anyway,i cannot stop you from discussing that either.

[MarkyS]

There is nothing wrong with me Mark,i saw the humourous bit of your post but when you went on to say you're English it made a difference,it was no longer a joke so if we misunderstood each other then no offence let's just move on and forget about it,let's carry on discussing Madonna's artistic life instead of her bedroom life since we both cannot do her but anyway,i cannot stop you from discussing that either.

 

I'm sorry. I do get in people's faces a bit too much. I guess that's why I've been thrown out of countless pubs, clubs, etc. and have had more braincells lost to brawls than alcohol. Ha ha ha!

But I would very much enjoy talking about the queen's artisitic life, again.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the naughty Madonna we've come to know and love is back?

First, it was the truly raunchy, saucy Brit and Madge kiss at the VMAs in 03, then it was the not literally, but certainly symbolically sexual Hung Up, Get Together, Sorry and Jump. Then came the back-to-the-Girlie-Show-antics Confessions Tour, and then the naughty whip and stripping of the H&M ad. Then the news of a sexual R&B album, and then that she would do it with one of the sexiest people in the world at the moment, Justin Timberlake. Then, came the purple penetrator, and reports that she's 'bored stiff' with hubby Guy... does anyone see an escalating pattern of sexuality in this?

[MarkyS]

I love this piccie. I don't know why.

[MarkyS]

Proof that it doesn't matter what age you are, if you are still hot, then you're still hott, damn it! This is a picture of Madonna, this year, looking better then just about any other young hot thing ever! Classic, chic, and sexy. It's hard to believe she's 49!







No wonder she's naughty again. Just look at her. Nice.