Madonna the Great!!

[MUANA MBOKA]

I'm sorry. I do get in people's faces a bit too much. I guess that's why I've been thrown out of countless pubs, clubs, etc. and have had more braincells lost to brawls than alcohol. Ha ha ha!

No need to apologise mate,we've all been there.

So you're a  drunkard like me eh!! I enjoy my Stella Artois Lager but am lucky i have never been thrown out of a pub except when i tried to stop a fight involving my young brother,fortunately we were not banned coz my brother was just caught up in some mistaken identity thing.

[spanky]

Hey!sorry MM if i offended u .but i think u got the name calling idea wrong.because the name i used to call Markys,is the name i used to call him and he did not mind and he likes it,because if u mumble the words Markys u'll get exactly what i said.Isaid that in a joking manner, but again i'll say sorry,and please next time don't edit anything .what was wrong with u yesterday?i've never experienced ur seriousness before.shocking!it's scary!!!

[MUANA MBOKA]

Hey!sorry MM if i offended u ...

...and please next time don't edit anything .what was wrong with u yesterday?i've never experienced ur seriousness before.shocking!it's scary!!!

Am the one who should apologise since i didn't realise you've always called him Monkeyass.

[MarkyS]

No need to apologise mate,we've all been there.

So you're a  drunkard like me eh!! I enjoy my Stella Artois Lager but am lucky i have never been thrown out of a pub except when i tried to stop a fight involving my young brother,fortunately we were not banned coz my brother was just caught up in some mistaken identity thing.

Oh there are a few things I love to do: Post here lol, get fit, drink and do the nasty. I have been in countless brawls, because, as you by now know, I am full of myself, and of it, and I have a huge mouth, and when I'm drunk, it just gets worse. :-)

[MarkyS]

Hey!sorry MM if i offended u .but i think u got the name calling idea wrong.because the name i used to call Markys,is the name i used to call him and he did not mind and he likes it,because if u mumble the words Markys u'll get exactly what i said.Isaid that in a joking manner, but again i'll say sorry,and please next time don't edit anything .what was wrong with u yesterday?i've never experienced ur seriousness before.shocking!it's scary!!!

Isn't it strange? I can handle people calling me demeaning names, but not my free pass, Madonna. Ha ha ha! I guess I'm passionate about some stuff.

But really, I don't actually care if you call me that! It's cute and funny and makes me wanna cuddle myself. 

[MarkyS]

Am the one who should apologise since i didn't realise you've always called him Monkeyass.

It started when I peeved her off by telling her that I left SA. She wasn't very happy with me.

[MUANA MBOKA]

Oh there are a few things I love to do: Post here lol, get fit, drink and do the nasty. I have been in countless brawls, because, as you by now know, I am full of myself, and of it, and I have a huge mouth, and when I'm drunk, it just gets worse. :-)

I can imagine how much you're dropped to the floor when you're fighting whilst drunk,i like watching one Police Patrol show and i see how the drunk clubbers battle it out!

[MUANA MBOKA]

It started when I peeved her off by telling her that I left SA. She wasn't very happy with me.

She'll come round it in time!

[MarkyS]

I'm usually not the one that gets knocked out by the clubbers. I knock the other clubbers out, I then in turn, get knocked out by the cops. Lol.

But my question to you, a red-blooded male is, what do you think of her Madgesty's outfit at the VFOAP? Isn't she gorgeous? She is a transcender. I mean, she can look really rough, but this is amazing! And these shots aren't even photoshopped. She's a shapeshifter, and a contortionist, she looks the part when she needs to. I think that's more honourable then looking "pretty-good" all the time, or horrible all the time. She can look horrible and absolutely out of this world. She's amazing. I <3 her.

[MarkyS]

Man, she's hot in those piccies. 
Cant stop thinking about it.

[P.R.A.D.A]

... I <3 her.

huh?!

[MUANA MBOKA]

But my question to you, a red-blooded male is, what do you think of her Madgesty's outfit at the VFOAP? Isn't she gorgeous?

I think she looks so sexy,young and fresh there,now i understand your 'unconditonal love' for her !!
I love that gap between the front teeth,you know in africa they say women with that gap are sweet!

[MarkyS]

huh?!

Aha ha ha ha.

Good god. Have you people seen that other slut that calls herself Britney Spears at the VMAs. I cannot think about anything sexy lately.








She obviously needs Madonna to give her some coaching. Disgusting.

I never like Britney. I did, however like this:


and this:


but I preferred this:



Madge is twice her age and is still 4 times better. In every way.  

[MarkyS]

I think she looks so sexy,young and fresh there,now i understand your 'unconditonal love' for her !!
I love that gap between the front teeth,you know in africa they say women with that gap are sweet!

Yep. I thought as much. If anyone I come across claims to 'hate' Madonna (not that I'm saying you do, but I'm saying people that have said as much) because of the fact that the first bit of her work that they ever saw was Hung Up, I show them these pictures and the Confessions Tour DVD and they're converted.

Plus, Madonna's performance of 'Paradise' on Confession Tour is completely amazing and touching and prooves her voice is there, she just doesn't use it as much as she should.




That's what a performance should be like! 


She also looks smoking here. Nice.

She can play the part if she wants, eh?

[MarkyS]

Today I decided I'm going to treat you all to a highly OVERRATED Madonna song. I'm not particularly crazy about this song. On the album it is very boring, and on tour it's a bit over the top. Although the visuals are very amazing (It's Madonna, so of course it's going to be amazing!) the song is simply okay. I am completely crazy about the way she comes out of the disco ball. Nobody has ever done that before. It cost 2 million dollars to make! 

Actually the song is very good, it's the queen, how bad could it be? But, I was put off by the stupid horsemen/dancer thingeys. It ruins it a bit. Her in that costume is  bloody sexy, but them in those costumes... a tad eeuw.

Anyway, let me shut the hell up, so that you lucky peeps can watch the opening sequence to the most successful tour ever in history. The Confessions Tour, 2006! <DRUMROLL>

[MarkyS]

I'm bummed big time! Madonna's album was set for release on the 13th of November, 2007. Now Ms. Perfectionist that she is, she went and said that it might not be out until January or February next year. Boo. She says it's gotta be perfect, and she's rounding all the collaborators up for a final recording or something. That sucks! Bloody sexy slave-driver. Poor Justin, yet lucky Justin at the same time. Rumour has it, one of her songs is a slow, sensual Rihanna-Unfaithful-like piano numbers featuring Justin and she might even play the piano, for the first time on any one of her albums! Cool!

Can't wait any longer. I can't keep on waiting for you!

[Preety Light]

Damn! Where have I been?? I cannot believe I am seeing this topic for the first time. WOW! Don't even know what to comment on. Have enjoyed reading every post...

[MarkyS]

Damn! Where have I been?? I cannot believe I am seeing this topic for the first time. WOW! Don't even know what to comment on. Have enjoyed reading every post...

Sarcasm, right? How could you have not seen this post? But anyway, if you really aren't pulling my leg, I hope you watched all the cool vids! 

I'm buying the SEX book and Erotica tomorrow! You can't get either in SA anymore (so easily, anyway) and there's a shop here on the corner from where I live that has got just about every single little thing this lady has done. Erotica is amazing! I had it, then lost it! It's very... sexually explicit. Go figure. 

My moron brother is coming over to London tomorrow! Alas!

[spanky]

Sexually explicit .shocking! brother!please do share some pointers? ;)on that sex book of yours.i like to be extreme,pushing it to the limit.know what i'm saying

[MarkyS]

Sexually explicit .shocking! brother!please do share some pointers? ;)on that sex book of yours.i like to be extreme,pushing it to the limit.know what i'm saying

The era that this book was published in is the reason why Madonna is known as the queen. It was 1992. Madonna released her Erotica album (which is an already extremely hardcore, graphic descriptional sexual album about AIDS, rape, sadomanochism, pornography, homosexuality, bisexuality, dominance and role-playing) with two tracks that pushed it a bit far, Deeper and Deeper, and Did You Do It. Now, in the year 2007, it is still frowned upon (but not as much as it was when it came out) so it's not that harsh, but still.

Madonna then simultaneously released a coffee table book with hardcore, sexually explicit pictures of her and her exes, and friends in sex scenes.

Now, underground music and image was very much into the whole Erotic thing and was very into the sex thing, but Madonna went a bit wild and decided to release it into the public...

Obviously, her fans were shocked, the critics said that the content of both the album and the book was amazing, but way too hardcore for the mainstream public, and alot of her audience were still kids at the time. Imagine what the moms felt like buying hardcore porn for their 12-year-olds because she was their 'role-model'. Needless to say Madonna's calculations backfired, and she was seen as a wash up. A desperate one. But she was not put down on the quality of the content or the talent that went into it.

Madonna replied by saying: "You know, there's a reason why it's in an aliminium cover, then sealed in plastic!" And despite all the media giving her so much crap, she came out with the next album, Bedtime Stories, which was about the same thing, but in a much less in-your-face kind of way. It was more mellow.

Now, it's considered the ULTIMATE collectors item for Madge fans.

I can only show you the cover, obviously. I don't want Admin to go mad!



No other mainstream musician would ever dare to do anything in the direction of what she did, and 1992, still too. No chance.

Janet's Superbowl nip-slip was NOTHING in comparison to this!