Madonna the Great!!

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Sarcasm, right? No, it's real!How could you have not seen this post? I just looked at it, didn't open it and I thought it was one of MarkyS's obsessions/themes about Madonna. But anyway, if you really aren't pulling my leg, I hope you watched all the cool vids!  No, m not pulling your leg your back rather. & No haven't watched all the videos i would have spent 3.00 hours on this thread. I couldn't believe MM could actually get that emotional.

I'm buying the SEX book and Erotica tomorrow! You can't get either in SA anymore (so easily, anyway) and there's a shop here on the corner from where I live that has got just about every single little thing this lady has done. Erotica is amazing! I had it, then lost it! It's very... sexually explicit. Go figure.  What do you learn from them?? (CURIOSITY)??

[MarkyS]

Sarcasm, right? No, it's real!How could you have not seen this post? I just looked at it, didn't open it and I thought it was one of MarkyS's obsessions/themes about Madonna. But anyway, if you really aren't pulling my leg, I hope you watched all the cool vids!  No, m not pulling your leg your back rather. & No haven't watched all the videos i would have spent 3.00 hours on this thread. I couldn't believe MM could actually get that emotional.

I'm buying the SEX book and Erotica tomorrow! You can't get either in SA anymore (so easily, anyway) and there's a shop here on the corner from where I live that has got just about every single little thing this lady has done. Erotica is amazing! I had it, then lost it! It's very... sexually explicit. Go figure.  What do you learn from them?? (CURIOSITY)??

What do you learn from them? What it's like to be in bed with (or more accurately, in chains and straps) with Madonna. 

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oh oh... Did I just not see that one coming??? !!!

When is your birthday Mark? I'll make sure Madonna attends but then its a surprise hey?? Do not tell!

By the way, Britney's pictures are actually quite nice. She doesn't look like a mom of 2 at all. She still has the body but not too sure about the voice.

[MarkyS]

oh oh... Did I just not see that one coming??? !!!

When is your birthday Mark? I'll make sure Madonna attends but then its a surprise hey?? Do not tell!

By the way, Britney's pictures are actually quite nice. She doesn't look like a mom of 2 at all. She still has the body but not too sure about the voice.

I don't know what I'll do. Ha ha ha!

[spanky]

Don't know what you'll do? ???you got to be kidding me.are u not the one who always talk of ripping her shirt or rather her body apart,do things to her?shocking! Markys,are you chickening out?
I know you better than that

[QAISARI]

Aha ha ha ha.
but I preferred this:

... ;Dthought i was the only one...tina's got the lust laugh now

[MarkyS]

Don't know what you'll do? ???you got to be kidding me.are u not the one who always talk of ripping her shirt or rather her body apart,do things to her?shocking! Markys,are you chickening out?
I know you better than that

You obviously haven't read any personality reports about her, have you? She's intense. She's scary. She makes the most outspoken people (Bob Geldof, and Lily Allen) shut the hell up. I don't know what I'll do. I think I'll just freeze up. But put a few pints down my gullet and yeah, then I'll rip her clothes right off! Ha!

Oh, I'm a 

[MarkyS]

... ;Dthought i was the only one...tina's got the lust laugh now

Christina is alot more talented, sexy, etc than Brit, but Madge is still the queen.

[MarkyS]

Madonna is to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2008. Although it is only still a nomination, it makes sense that Madonna will be inducted. She's Madonna after all.

In other news... Madonna is contemplating going under the plastic surgery knife for, arguably, the first time... a minor face lift, and some treatment on her unsightly, wrinkly, vieny hands. This is to help promote the new album better. Even I agree (see, proof I can find fault with Madge) that her hands are looking a bit grim of late... at least the rest of her looks amazing!

The days are running out until we get to see Hip Hop Madonna in action! I can't wait for the new album, and I think it's going to be groundbreaking. I just hope that people don't apply the ageism thing on her too much. Because, Hip Hop is still a predominantly youthful music genre. Although, 49 isn't that old. She is still youthful at heart, and that's all that counts...

Madonna's hands!

[MarkyS]

 

 

THIS IS WHY MADONNA'S THE QUEEN. THIS IS WHY SHE'S HOT!

Oh man! I just came across this now, but I have seen it before. It is probably in my top 5 Madonna performances of all time! It's from her best tour, the Re-Invention tour!

Check it out! It's AMAZING, GOD-LIKE EVEN!
MADGE GOES PUNK!

I'm Burning Up



I'll her like CRAZY!  , Madonna! Ha!

[MarkyS]

YET ANOTHER GREAT GUITAR BIT FROM HER MADGESTY!

This one is from her punky Drowned World Tour, 2001



 

Now watch the big mistake that they edited out! Ha!

[MarkyS]

WELL, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

Madonna's second adoption in doubt

Madonna's attempt to adopt a second Malawian child has been thrown into doubt after the child's outraged uncle voiced his opposition to the move.

The pop superstar, 49, and film director husband Guy Richie are expecting 13-month-old orphan Mercy James to be the latest addition to their family following the successful adoption of David Banda from Malawi last year.

However, Mercy's uncle, John Ngalande, insists he does not want the child to be adopted by a white person.

He tells British newspaper The People, he says: "We were told when Mercy went into the orphanage that we would be in constant contact with her and that she would come back to us after six years. I would like to stick to that. Whether it be Madonna or any other white person, I'm against our child being taken away."

He adds: "I would rather we be poor and struggling with Mercy, than for her to go and live with a big white star far away."


So much for a better life. Oh well. Moron! 

[spanky]

Shocking!!Markys!i just paged through S.A'S PEOPLE MAGAZINE OCTOBER THE FIFTH,if you could just see on page 38,Angie herself looks more and more like the queen her madgesty(Madonna).you could have easily mistaken her for Madonna.is it thats why you like Angie as well?because she looks like her(Madonna)in other pictures?

[MUANA MBOKA]

Madonna's hands!

Wow!Looks like Michael Jackson's hands to me,poor Madge,age catching up eh!!!!!!

[MarkyS]

Shocking!!Markys!i just paged through S.A'S PEOPLE MAGAZINE OCTOBER THE FIFTH,if you could just see on page 38,Angie herself looks more and more like the queen her madgesty(Madonna).you could have easily mistaken her for Madonna.is it thats why you like Angie as well?because she looks like her(Madonna)in other pictures?

I know hey? It's so weird. Angelina's stunning. She's beautiful, in her own way... but no matter how much she looks like Madonna, Madge will always be my girl. She's just so much more of a package! I will ALWAYS love Madonna... even when she's an ancient old girl one day... Ha!

[MarkyS]

Wow!Looks like Michael Jackson's hands to me,poor Madge,age catching up eh!!!!!!

Uh huh. Age is catching up, but just on her hands... weird, man! But it's also because she works out SO much! But she is getting a treatment for them hands! She won't let any part of her slip... She's too much of a perfectionist. 

[QAISARI]

Wow!Looks like Michael Jackson's hands to me,poor Madge,age catching up eh!!!!!!

...too bad you can't cover em with make-up...

[MUANA MBOKA]

...too bad you can't cover em with make-up...

[MarkyS]

...too bad you can't cover em with make-up...

Ha ha ha! Hey... what ya saying? You say she's all make-up? I think not... Ha ha ha!
Good thing she's getting them fixed. That would be too weird...   

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Whats wrong with these celebrities?? Do they have to always fix themselves?? Are they humans or what??